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Name: ShoXZ
Country: Malaysia
Metro: Kuala Lumpur
Birthday: 11/15/1988
Gender: Male


Interests: Basketball, Football, Badminton, Musics, Shows, Lepaking With Friends Online(I on9 very often)
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research


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Member Since: 6/7/2005

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Friday, May 19, 2006

FarNee

   DON'T  L O OK  AT  NAKED LADY
 
    Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
 
    Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at
                at a naked lady,  I'll turn into stone.
                A part of me is getting hard already.
 
 
 
    NAMES OF WIVES
 
    One man had 4 wives, so he called his
    4th wife..... baby doll,
    3rd wife ....china doll
    2nd wife.....barbie doll
    1st wife..... panadol
 
 
   
 
    HOW   INDIA  GOT  ITS  NAME
 
    This is how India got its name.....
 
    The king was having sex with his mistress
    while thinking a name of his country and
    his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"
 
 
   
      GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE
   
    Golf is like a love affair
    If you don't take it seriously, it's fun
    If you take it seriously, It's going to be heart-ache
 
 
   
      WHAT'S GOLF
 
    Golf is a lot of walking
    broken up with lots of disappointments
 
 
    RESEARCH FINDING
 
     Research shows men are fatter than women
   because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
   while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch

 
 
 
    MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
 
    W --- wonderful               H---- handsome
    I  ---- item                         U --- useful
    F ---  for                            S --- smart
    E ---  entertainment        B --- but
                                             A --- at
                                             N --- night
                                             D --- dangerous
                                     
 
 
   

    THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT-ANSWER
 
    CHILD:  Dad, where did I come  from?
 
    DAD:    Okay,  we had to have this conversation some day!..  Listen...
                  Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I  set up a
                  meeting  with  your mom  and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber
                  Caf?
                  Then, mom did  some downloads  from dads memory stick and when dad was
                  ready to upload,  we discovered  that there was no firewall.  Seeing
                  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
 
                  Nine months later,  the damn virus appeared!.
 
    CHILD:  Huh? 


Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Stupid Day

Labour DAY--->Monday

College Starts on TUESDAY!!!!

No~~~I didn't go to college on Monday...i went on Tuesday but i followed the wrong time table!!!i followed the Monday timetable...SHIT!!!

I'm supposingly to miss Calculas class<<on Tuesday Time table>> bcuz i followed Monday timetable...but you know what??i didn't miss it!!!It was moved to Wednesday 8am class~~~argh...i was there early in the morning to just go for computer class ONLY <<at 2pm>>because english class was cancelled!!!...SHIT~~~i have to wake up so damn early to join the jam again on Wednesday morning....= ="

 

the worst thing is that after the Calculas class at 8am<<WED>> ...i got so much time to kill cuz the next class is at 2pm!!!

 

i been through the time killing on Tuesday!!!i have nth to do...what should i do??drive back??petrol expensive ler....RM3 per entry for parking...oh my~~~~

anyway...thx for reading...ciaoz


Tuesday, April 25, 2006

My Canada Trip & Others

Hi...I finally came back from Canada on 20th APR 2006 10.50pm<<told frens 11pm cuz its easier...if ur wondering =P>>.

 

It was a good experience travelling alone to Canada<<damn far...20+ hours>>

Everything was FINE on the way to Canada..all airport staffs were helpful.

I enjoyed staying in Canada.For the first night in Canada...my cousin<<Sunni>> brought me to a Vietnamese Restaurant...the food was OK...after we are done...we walk back to the car...the car was just across the street....very NEAR...i was so glad im in the car after crossing the road...my ear was about to drop off after that....so damn cold..mayb im not use to it...haha...anyway..as time goes by..im use to the weather...thank GOD..=P

 

After that...i took a plane from Calgary to Ottawa ...my cousin hand me 2 packs of things to pass it on to my cousin in Malaysia.I didn't check what's in the packages...

I got my Boarding pass by the machine...so i just took it with me n did not check in ...when they c tat that is over size...they requested to open the baggage to check n then hand carry to the plane so tat they can put it in there for me.The staff check the packages that my cousin gave it to me.N she found some "multi" knifes???haha...the staff looked at me...like im gonna hijack the plane...once i saw her eyes was so big...i quickly explain to her...man....lucky i din get my asshole check for that 100% check... IF i have to go through THAT!!!

Anyway...im safe after that..haha

Now...OTTAWA...=D

Good...my aunt brought me to Toronto and Montreal...Toronto got a lot of nice cars like Ferarri.

Montreal is a quiet city...nice place to be at...=D

 

my aunt's house got a cute cute doggie...=P...u cant play with it..too bad...i get to play..=P...whahahha

 

Went to Chinatown...went to a chinese restaurant...its very expensive...called 2 dishes n dumplings....cost 40+ canadians....argh~~~

 

So...one month passed...and was my last night in Canada...my aunt's BF,Marc decided to bring all of us out for a drink...then...i got a free desert and a picture<<actually im not suppose to hv...but the waitress gave that offer to me...good hor?i took a pic with her too..her name is Amanda>>...and then...Marc gave me some presents too..1st..he gave me a bottle of water<<cuz i always call him to drink more water>>...2nd...a basketball<<i called them to sign on it>>..3rd..a magazine..4th an AND 1 basketball shirt...THX A LOT GUYS!!!!I LIKE IT VERY MUCH...

I was suppose to be back earlier..on the 15th APR 2006 but my aunt called me to stay longer..so delayed it to 19th APR 2006...my aunt's travel agent manage to change my flight by saying tat i have an family emergency...so i could stay longer...he confirm with Air Canada i can delay...but didn't confirm with Msia Airline....so my flight from Ottawa-->Vancouver--->Bejing<<Msia Airlines>>-->KL

I was suppose to have 1.5hour to get my boarding pass in Bejing Airport b4 the plane leave Beijing....fortunately the plane from Vancouver Beijing arrived 30minutes earlier..so i have 2 hours to get my boarding pass n find my way out...

 

The system in Beijing Airport is so damn BAD...usually international flight you don't have to check out....but THERE!!!U have to check all the way out n check in again...the people there's is not helpful either

1-->The man sitting there was collecting forms...i went there to ask him what form was that n where can i collect n fill it up...dun talk bout answering...he din even look at me!!!what the heck!!

2-->I ask around where is Malaysia Airlines counter so that i can get my boarding pass...i ask a gal...the gal ask the boy..n the boy was joking around..thought that i dun know how to listen mandarin!!!argh~~~im so damn fustrated...after that i finally got info bout where is the counter...im so lucky tat i can get my boarding pass although my issued ticket date was expired<15th>>...

3-->I hv to get my boarding pass chop b4 i can pass...then there were many counters...i went to the gal..n she was talking to herself-->so many counter dun go but come to me.....haih...bad service n attitude!!!

 

anyway...already passed....=D

dun ever go Beijing Airport if u wanna transit....

i almost forgot..i almost got stuck there bcuz i cant catch d plane...cuz hv to check out n in again...n no one were helpful.....

 

THEY DONT BELIEVE MY PASSPORT PICTURE IS ME!!!ARGH..I TOOK OUT MY DRIVING LICENSE...L LICENSE AND MY IC....N THEY RE STILL WONDERING IS THAT ME...ARGH....BUT AT LAST THEY LET ME PASS

I THOUGHT I WILL GET  STUCK THERE...OH...1 MORE THING...WHEN I WAS ASKING FOR INFO TO GET AROUND IN THE AIRPORT...1 OR 2 GUYS CAME UP TO ME AND ASK-->R YOU FROM MSIA?CAN U GOING BACK TO MSIA?CAN U BRING MY CHILDREN TO MSIA???

**U MUST BE KIDDING ME...WAN ME TO SMUGGLE UR CHILDREN TO MSIA...HUH.....I DUN EVEN KNOW CAN I GO BACK TO MSIA...DUNO IF I CAN CATCH D PLANE...I WAS SO FRUSTRATED..I WAS HOLDING A LOT OF THINGS IN MY HAND ...INCLUDING MY PASSPORT...SO AFRAID THAT PEOPLE WILL SNATCH IF FROM ME..AND I CANT GET BACK TO MSIA..=P

 

ANYWAY...IM BACK NOW..I WILL ADD ON IF I LEFT OUT SOMETING....THX FOR READING.....CIAOZ

 

 

 

 

 


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Toilet Poem

This is funny.....

 
Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted


Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.


There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...


And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.


Wednesday, March 15, 2006

CANADA

Hey everyone...so suffering in the plane...cant sleep well...i think got 30+ hours din sleep d....from

KLIA-->hong Kong 3 or 4 hours.
Hong Kong -->Vancouver 11 or 12 hours....this is like SHIT!!!so cham!!!
Vancouver-->Calgary...1 hour +...so glad i reached....


Freaking cold...now it's at night..n it's bout -10 degree celcius +++

just now finish dinner walk out from restaurant to car i freeze d...whole body shivering although wearing sweater inside n a super thick jacket.

I'm at Calgary right now...will be going to Ottawa this coming monday.Ottawa is worse..is bout -30...cham....

This is a very good experience for me...i travel so far to CANADA by myself...wow....cant believe it..haha

k la...dun expect presents for me..things r very expensive...i even have to control my spending...-->TO EVON

p/s-->dun sms me...very expensive.im in canada!!!sad for those tat sms me!!!



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